Smut Generators


Avon and Blake

WARNING: These generators can seriously mess with your sanity! Side-effects may include: Third degree squickage, pairing insanity, marrow insertion, memory loss, misplaced kitchen equipment, breathing difficulty, Things Best Left Uncontemplated by Man (or Woman.)

>> Blake's 7 Bonk Generator
Generates new and insane scenarios, such as "Kerril and Secretary Rontane on Ultraworld with an electric toothbrush" and "an inflatable doll and Avon on an Og-skin rug with a set of earplugs."

>> Dodgy M/M Slash Generator
Add characters of your choice to produce surreal, possibly funny, and/or physically improbable slash fiction. Depending on diet (well, nouns) can produce either unlikely gay smut or a surreal story about men rubbing eachothers' chins.